“He came with the Holy Bible and tears. He sang all vernacular songs. He memorized all vernacular greetings across the Country. He spoke in tongues. He went to all villages. He memorized all roads and routes in every village and town. He had a coquettish laughter. He donated Kshs 2M every Sunday.
He conned all of us. Being Christians, we all fell for his antics and gave him our votes.
We truly believed he was saved and we happily made him the candidate for the Church of Christ. We elected him and were victims of the greatest electoral fraud since independence.
After taking over, he shed off the pretense and displayed his true colours. He couldn’t pretend anymore.
Our children were abducted and slaughtered. For those who survived, he ordered they be shot in the leg before heading to prison on terrorism charges. He supervised the looting of National wealth, plunder of public resources and sale of strategic public assets for a song.
He destroyed the education system, made a mockery of our health system and refused to settle pending bills. He raided the payslips making the working-class beggars in their own country. He sent the National police service to Haiti on a bench-marking trip to learn how to work with criminal gangs and now goons are a fully-fledged department of the National police service.
Cornered and exposed by the church, HE is BACK with trickery treachery. Knowing that genuine Christians cannot buy his antics, he has become very imaginative and extremely creative at the altar; ferry goons and cheer leaders to churches using school buses.
Pat them a thousand bob each. Increase church donations from Kshs. 2M to Kshs. 20M. For the congregation to look organic, he has acquired head gears and dresses for all denominations including, Woman’s Guild, Mothers Union and Mothers Council. Full containers are ready for use every Sunday; these are being given to women goons and even men with instructions to cheer him in church and shout TUTAM. This is done on agreement with some greedy Bishops who are not even preaching but campaigning.
I am glad this shame cannot be entertained in the Catholic Church, PCEA and ACK as well as several Pentecostals and Evangelicals.
Looking at this desperation, I remember an African proverb that says ‘When the Death of a monkey is imminent All trees are slippery’.
The Man has destroyed our BEAUTIFUL KENYA and he is now promising us an IMAGINARY SINGAPORE!” Gachagu Wrote.
